When coastal privilege still feels like being adrift.

Our Hamptons compound spans thirty waterfront acres where Manhattan's financial elite retreat to contemplate whose companies have recently destroyed whom. The property features a restored 1890s lighthouse that guides only member vessels, private tennis courts where insider trading tips are served with champagne, and gardens where old money whispers while new money learns the art of strategic silence.

Not just escape. Strategic disappearance with ocean views.

This tee represents our East Coast flagship—where summer houses become winter refuges from the consequences of spring decisions.

Details that Matter:

• Made in Portugal — because craftsmanship should never feel rushed.
• Heavyweight Jersey (240gsm) — built like a legacy, wears like a statement.
• Oversized Fit, Dropped Shoulders — designed for quiet confidence.
• Estate Green Colorway — as timeless as family trusts, as deep as generational secrets.
• Rich But Sad Exclusive Print — featuring our Hamptons lighthouse, beacon for the beautifully lost at sea.
• Unisex Sizing — effortless drape, made for everyone.
• Each piece arrives in a Rich But Sad dug bag — an artifact for the artifact.

Why You'll Actually Wear It:

This is more than merch. It's a uniform for the emotionally rich — people who understand that even surrounded by the finest summer estates, some people still feel shipwrecked. Pair it with white denim or nautical stripes. Either way, you're dressed for the garden party where networking disguises itself as destiny.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold with like colors. Hang or lay flat to dry. Iron on low if you must, but like weathered dock pilings, some things look better with salt-stained character.

Color: Estate Green

Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery and quality assurance.